Selected work-order problems and solutions

Below are the stated problems and solutions for several work orders filed on our ambulances and facility over the years.

Problem: [Ambulance] 56-B2 left inside rear tire almost needs replacement.
Solution: Almost replaced 56-B2 left inside rear tire.

P: Ambulance 3: Something loose in patient compartment.
S: A 3: Something tightened in patient compt.

P: Mouse in driver’s-side outside cabinet ([ambulance] 56-B2).
S: Cat installed.

P: [Ambulance] 56-B2's engine is missing.
S: 56B2 - engine found under hood after brief search.

P: Ambulance 2 (56B1): Lots of dead bugs on windshield.
S: Amb2: Ordered live bugs for windshield.

P: 56-B1: Evidence of brake fluid leak near front right wheel.
S: 56-B1: Evidence removed.

P: Building’s front door lock causes door to stick closed.
S: That's what it’s for.

P: Amb. 2 siren volume unbelievably loud.
S: Ambulance 2 siren volume set to more believable level.

P: Ambulance 2 handles funny.
S: Ambulance 2 warned to straighten up, drive right, and be serious.

P: Abnormal seepage near cylinder 3 glow plug (Ambulance 3)
S: Amb3 - seepage is normal. Cylinders 1,2,4,5,6,7 and 8 lack proper seepage.

P: Stairs to landing by rear building door rusted – I think they may fall.
S: I think you're right.

P: 56-B2 - Cat found in left outside compartment (behind driver’s door).
S: Dog installed.

P: Building lights hum.
S: Taught building lights the lyrics.

P: Ambulance 3: Noise coming from behind suction unit when on - sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: A3 - Took hammer away from midget.